December 2009
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i think i have bedsores from lounging about for so...
time to get up.
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i started out with some classic engels. so funny.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: The state is nothing but an instrument of opression of one class by another - no less so in a democratic republic than in a monarchy. Friedrich Engels Stranger: We haven;t got longStranger: I’d say six hours at most
You: The state is nothing but an instrument of opression of one class by another - no less so in a democratic...
my first omegle experience. i quickly caught on.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 20 m
Stranger: u
You: i dont want to have internet sex with you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
fuckyeahbornruffians:
leavinghope:
Born Ruffians...
Frank: Oh, carnivores have all the fun.
frank and carl are rhinos. i always sensed a bit of homoerotic tension between them.
Carl: [to Sid] Look, we’re gonna break your neck so you don’t feel a thing. How’s that? Manfred: Wait a minute. I thought rhinos were vegetarians. Sid: An excelent point. Manfred: Shut up. Carl: Who says we’re gonna eat him after we kill them? Frank: Yeah, come on, move it. Manfred: You know, I don’t like animals that kill for pleasure. Carl: Save it for a mammal that...
more ice age movie quotes you say?
im on it.
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Sid: Hey, what’s your problem? Manny: *You’re* my problem. Sid: Well, I think you’re stressed, and that’s why you eat so much. I mean, it’s hard to get fat on a vegan diet. Manny: I’m not fat. It’s all this hair. It makes me look poofy. Sid: Fine. You have fat hair, but when you’re ready to talk, I’m here.
ohohohoho. ice age you are too funny.
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davethebrave:
thiskingdombythesea:
Das Racist...
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“so a whale comes back from work (eating food is his job. critique of societal...”
– travis.
i added the parts in parentheses. i.e. ruined it by adding the parts in parentheses.
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I think I'm allergic to love. The very mention of...
davethebrave:
(via animalsandmonsters)
I don’t feel fifty feet tall. You whined out an “edgy” middle school statement about love, and got called out on it by thingsarepeopletoo. Because it’s really fucking lame. Doesn’t mean you’re really fucking lame. It just means if you don’t want people thinking that (and clearly you don’t, to the extent where you threaten them on the internet, parodying...
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indierawk:
Final Fantasy - This Is the Dream of...
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Man, people must feel like they're fifty feet tall...
animalsandmonsters:
Trust me, kid, if we were faced to face and toe to toe, you wouldn’t have the fuckin’ stones to force a single word out of your mouth.
loljk. bffs. plus you cant beat me up im a girl.
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I think I'm allergic to love. The very mention of...
(via animalsandmonsters)
wow. thats lame. youre lame.
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new motto. en francais. corrections si voux...
travisisgreat:
the less you try, the better you’ll look.
tu essai en peur, ton voix bon grandeur.
le lol. i’d say..
le moins qu’on essaie, le meilleur qu’on regarde
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Do you think more people should love the universe?...
fuckyeahtheuniverse:
Some people can’t comprehend something larger than themselves, or even, this Earth. Sometimes this thought scares them. Either way, they’re missing out on greatness.
ask.
agreed. well said fuckyeahuniverse.
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I'm so internet that occasionally my sex dreams...
sade:
I woke up and was like, “Welp.”
’im so internet’. thats such a good line.
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i watched tyra and mainstream music television...
and i dont feel good about it. time for some chomsky to make me feel literate again!
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oreos are vegan? ohmygawd.
i wish i liked oreos.
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ohheytumbleblogs
a few fayvs. some i just like because they have kool names.
youcankeepthechange
sade
barelysarcasm
britticisms
extendedclubmix
nickholmes
marxisforbros
fuckyeahkurtvonnegut
friendlyanarchist
davethebrave
teenagejesus
flesheatingmonsters
vonvoss
fuckyeahbukowksi
lickystickypickyme
janitoroflunacy
corcarpamei
thepoliticalpartygirl
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“I text allegiance to the flag of the United States of American Apparel, and to...”
– Stephen Colbert’s Pledge 2.0 (this year’s Tickle-Me-Elmo [hopefully]) (via fuckyeahstephencolbert) (via shortskirtlongjacket)
amerika is camp.